Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition — minus the O

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The directory

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Ghostline

AI writing · affiliate-verified

Fast, cheap, genuinely good prose. 20% recurring × 12 months on the real page — not the stale "lifetime" number every directory still quotes.

from $12/moRead the teardown →
TRY IT

Facesmith

AI video · avatar

25% commission, 12-month cap, Starter/Pro plans only. Great tool — read the fine print before you build a stack on it.

from $29/moRead the teardown →
SKIP IT

Bloviate_AI

AI "strategy" · hype

Charges enterprise money, delivers a restyled chatbot answer with a branded watermark. Exactly the thing we exist to warn you about.

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